LOLCOW BUS
THE BLAME GAME
You are Amberlynn. The bus is your stage.
Everyone is watching. Nobody believes you.
Based on real events. January 2026.
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👑EGO
100
⭐CLOUT
100
🛡COPE
100
💰CASH
100
🤡 CLOWN SCORE: 0
SHOW'S OVER
EGO
0
CLOUT
0
COPE
0
CASH
0
TOTAL CLOWN SCORE0
This was a parody game. But the Lolcow Bus was real.
Every scandal referenced is based on documented, verified events.
Emily's previous partner really did die at 1,000+ lbs. Rarity really did disappear.
The Wipegate audio exists. The GoFundMe happened. The Crumbl Cookie leaked.
Casey's warning to future partners is still online. Twinkie's nails still curl.
The clown show only ends when the audience stops watching.
HIGH SCORES